- operator: 911, please hold.
- me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
- murderer: ok
when your friend cusses in front of your parents
Who gives a shit if you don’t finish college. Who gives a shit if you marry young. Who gives a shit if you say ‘fuck the world’ and go against everything your parents want. Do what makes YOU happy. And don’t you dare give a shit about what anybody else thinks.
I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka
when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything
When you’re heartbroken, you’re at your most creative - you have to channel all your energies into something else to not think about it. Contentment is a creativity killer, but don’t worry - I’m very capable of making myself discontented.